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Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass?

We have some guesses!

Guess (Some) Trump Voters Not Into Pedophiles Or Poverty Either!

Beginning to question MAGA voters' commitment to SparklePedophile!

Gee, Why Would The White House Want To Keep DHS From Seeing Andrew Tate's Computer?

Tate's former lawyer, now a White House staffer, asked DHS to leave his pal alone.

The President And The Communist Had A Press Conference And I, JD Vance, Was Not Invited?

In which the vice president hums 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers.'

Bastards Out Of Carolina. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 21, 2025

Damn that's a good hed. Morning news roundup! Things to read!

Dems Telling Troops To Disobey Illegal Orders, And Trump's Nazis Are Flipping Their Sh*t

Cry more.

Under Siege By DHS Nazis, Charlotte Refuses To Hush, Hush. Sweet!

And just like that, the goons (or some of them, maybe?) are fucking off to New Orleans.

Dear Leader Booed At His Favorite Musical, The Plot Of Which He Does Not Understand

Bless his heart.

Wonkette Movie Night: Diva (1981)

Abyssus abyssum invocat.

Michael Cohen Slams Baby Jails On His Way To Grownup Jail

No, but like for real.