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CRITICISING any of Britain's many, many flaws will see immigrants shipped off for sheer bloody ingratitude, the government has announced.
THE prime minister is on holiday, but has unsportingly refused to reveal where to avoid class-based judgements. Where do you believe the coward…
MOST couples who live in massive houses with multiple reception rooms and a large garden f**king hate each other, a new study has shown.
RESTAURANT menus are riddled with pretentious, meaningless bullshit. Here are five examples that will put you right off your food.
A GROUP of Prosecco drinkers and a group of Frosty Jack drinkers have deeply resented each others' presence in a public park.